Eadaz and her queen
“Please just open your window so we can talk about Polar Bear Sunday” — Minky
I receive: Being mauled to death.
Minky receives: Boops.
A fair trade.
Actually, in addition to that you receive the knowledge that your flesh will be devoured by Minky and help keep him toasty and warm and energized during the long cold months of winter
i love saying "get off my dick" even though i don't have one
i don't have a dick but you're still determined to ride it
not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
where were they. greta where were they.
I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homeware are any of you actually lost
this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.
Slurp on my ‘gurt.
Cause you know its purp.
Put me in the dirt.
Put me in a shirt.
